nuodai:

dont have straight sex because theres a chance you might have a baby and they are so ugly and loud 

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insight-jd:

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youngniggaclean:

fr0fection:

kioshiyang:

having a human body is such a burden.
can I just leave my human body and float around somewhere

same

its called drugs

(via black--lamb)

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pulveriz-ed:

nuodai:

watch this just watch it 

omgomogmogmomg

(via meanplastic)

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wavechild:

yourfavoriteauntie:

wavechild when youre confused whether youre hanging out or are gonna have sex

STOP

validx2:

imsoshive:

dettolmami:

thisshitfunny:

newgodfro:

809212:

shopwitme:

lmfaooooooo bruh this the funniest shit ever

team usa like are u done?

harden could not comprehend what was going on lmao

lmfaooooooo what the fuck was that 

Imagine there was that one nigga who thought it was a step off

image

image

yeah that shit aint scare nobody

(Source: youtube.com)

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